What a good episode. One candidate finally proved his worth and another proved to be a complete disaster!
In this week's task, Sir Alan sent the teams to sell quality British food products at a local French market. Each team had to chose their items, design their stall and sell as much as they could.
Finally, Lohit, the one that never seems to do anything important was given the chance to shine and he became the project leader for Eclipse. Lohit's team decide to go for a breakfast themed stall. His team was organised and they all worked well together, apart from jadine who snapped at Simon just because he addressed the group by saying 'guys'. Eclipse's products sold really well, particularly the smoked fish, although Nick Hewer was not too impressed by the idea of selling tea to a coffee-drinking nation.
Eclipse certainly eclipsed Stealth. Lead by Paul, they had an utter distaster. Kristina, Katie and Ghazal head off to purchase sausages and wind up in a women's prison, which appears to rattle their nerves. They decide to go with the porkies. Ghazal's nervous about selling raw produce, but are assured by the sausage producer that if they cook them, once people have tasted a sample they will buy. Paul decided to spend £200 on cheese at Makro - not just cheese, but huge breezeblocks of cheese. The moment you saw what they had bought you knew that the team would lose. Paul and Adam messed up the purchase of a sign for their stall. Paul's next barmy decision was to not buy a mini-barbecue or gas cooker, preferring to use his own boy scout home made cooker. This was being used all day and not one appeared to be cooked.
Paul and his first lieutenant Katie went offon a wild goose chase to try to sell their packs of sausages to local restaurants and, hilariously, at a local Halal kebab shop! Kristina, knowing that things are spiralling out of control finds a local kitchen to cook the sausages, and finally starts making some sales. Her patience snaps with Paul after discovering he has been selling the sausages at cost price. She was furious with him, but his attitude towards her all day was ridiculous.
Back in the boardroom, with the money on the table: Lohit's team Eclipse spent £446 and made a £410 profit. Paul's team were anything but stealthy and spent £741 and made a loss of £225.84. Sir Alan didn't hide his disgust at Paul's ultimate failure. 'It's a total bloody joke' he barked. Paul took Adam and Kristina into the boardroom (both unfairly). Things got personal in the boardroom as Adam and Kristina spilt the beans on Paul's 'personal relationship' with Katie as reason why she wasn't pulled back in to face the music. Sir Alan is not amused: 'This has been a disaster, a bloody disaster' he growled. 'I thought you were a contender Paul.' And the ex-Army lieutenant Paul was given his marching orders from the game with the words, 'You're a total shambles, you're fired!'
Paul was hopeless and his attempts to get Kristina and Adam fired were unreasonable and he was totally blinkered to his own mistakes. Katie just seemed to back up everything he said and was just as blinkered. Sir Alan made the right decision.
If you see the repeat, watch out for the part when Katie describes Paul as the only other intelligent person in the house, just as the camera shows him spilling water down his front!
Wednesday, 2 May 2007
The Apprentice 2007 Episode 6 'The Sausage Saga'
Moving House Part 10
Apologies for the lack of updates lately. It's all been chaos at work and I've been coming home to mess because we are moving house! Aren't solicitors useless?! We were all set to move, but the solicitors cannot finalise everything. Therefore we are moving on Friday after all. Instead we are moving on Friday 11th. At the new house we will be without a phone and broadband for a while, so I can only update by email (which I need to try to figure out how to do). This means that all will go quiet during May, which frustratingly includes the SATs week which I hoped would be a really good discussion point. In the mean time I will survive with all the boxes. At school I hope to hear soon about my new role in the amalgamated school. The children have named my desk 'Paperwork Mountain'. If only there were more hours in the day - mind you, if there were I'd only use them to work.
May PSLN Meeting
Today we had our half-termly PSLN meeting, this time at The Berkeley School. As we looked around the school I was paying particular interest in the infant classrooms due to our amalgamation. I need to become familiar with KS1 again. It was nice to see how bright and colourful the classrooms are, and they were the best rooms in the school.
We shared ideas for what we teach in Geography. We also discussed our feelings about SATs. It's not just the children that can't wait for them to be over!
We also plan to hold the first network Leavers' Ball for Year Sixes. We intend to make this an annual event.
Monday, 30 April 2007
Lost Season Three Episode 18 'D.O.C.'

Another great episode! The writers of the show are clearly going all out to end the season with a bang. Once again we learn a couple of answers but left with more questions... This time we find out some important information regarding Sun and Jin.
In the flashback we see how a strange woman threatens Sun. She demands $100000 to stop her from revealling that Jin's mother is a prostiture. Sun visits Jin's father and he tells her to keep that she knows his parents are alive a secret. Sun respects his wishes and asks her father for a loan of the money. He agrees but says that Jin must now work for him in order to pay the debt. So that's why he had to do it! Sun gives the money to the lady who it turns out is Jin's mother!
Sun learns what happens to pregnant women on the island. She goes with Juliet to the Staff medical station to take an ultrascan to confirm the D.O.C. (Date of Conception). Sun is worried that if the baby was conceived off the island then she will not die, but the baby will not be his. If the baby was conceived on the island then it is Jin's baby... but she will die. The baby is revealled to be Jin's and so this means that at some point Sun must die! They can't kill her off!
Before she leaves the medical station Juliet leaves a tape recorded message for Ben to say that she is collecting samples from all the women including Austen (Kate). Does this mean that Kate could be pregnant too due to the island's incredible ability to improve a man's sperm count fivefold?
The gang try to rescue the parachutist when Hurley accidently sets off a flare! Suddenly Mikhail the Russian who we presumed died a few episodes back appears. Once again the island's healing properties seem to have paid off! He tries to run away but eventually agrees to help save the girl as long as they let him go. He treats her and tells Charlie that she will heal within 24 hours. He tries to steal her satellite phone, but Jin catches him.
The girl wakes up and speaks to Hurley, this time in English (she has already spoken Portuguese, Spanish, Italian and Chinese). She asks who they are. He tells her that they are the survivors of Oceanice flight 815. She says that's impossible as the plane was found and there were no survivors - everyone was dead. Hurley sums up the entire show in one word: "What?"
This can't be right. Does this mean that all those theories about an alternative universe are right? I hope not, I don't like the idea. Hopefully it means that there has been yet another cover up to stop anyone finding the real survivors.
Next week it's Locke's flashback. I believe that the flashback is all on the island and that we find out what's going on with his dad. My money's on Locke's dad being the conman who conned Sawyer's parents back in Season One.
Saturday, 28 April 2007
Amalgamation
I'm pleased to say that the Head we wanted was given the job. Congratulations!!
Now we will find out about our own jobs. I'm looking forward to learning whether I can continue my senior management role. More news as it happens.
Thursday, 26 April 2007
Lack of sport is breeding yobs
Amalgamation
Well, this is the week our school has been waiting for... Tomorrow the Head for the newly amalgamated school is appointed.
Our Head, although, of course, he is Acting Head, has been absolutely inspirational for the last two years. After working alongside teaching in Year Six, it has been incredible to watch such a dynamic person leading the school so strongly. He has brought together a staff, making every person feel valued - the children, teachers, TAs, clerical staff, midday assistants, cooks and caretakers. He has made the school more involved in the community. The revolutionary changes he has made include building a new front entrance to the school, revamping our office, building allotments, arranging for an outdoor classroom, a butterfly garden and new PE storage areas. He has scrutinised planning to see that we all plan in the same way, brought in a new reading scheme, improved our writing results, introduced a new residential to Year Three, arranged for the Year Six visit to France and numerous other wonderful changes.
He truly deserves the job as Head of the new school and I'm sure he will relish the opportunity to bring the two schools together.
Once this decision is made the rest of us can begin to finally understand what our position will be in the new school.
Good luck tomorrow GP!
Wednesday, 25 April 2007
The Apprentice 2007 Episode 5 'Fish, Lips And Horses'
A classic episode! It was really great to see the different strategies used by the candidates, whilst their humour was really funny. Of course, Sir Alan was right in the boardroom.
The candidates wheel and deal in the fashionable London art scene. They had two days to select two artists to work with, mount an exhibition and then get buyers through the door of their private view. The team to sell the most art wins.
Natalie heads up Eclipse and Kristina takes the reins with Stealth.
Natalie was the Project Manager for Eclipse. Katie in Eclipse was completely airy-fairy this week. She seemed to fancy herself as a bit of an art-critic and seemed to think she new how to communicate with artists and sell their work. They chose the art of Elisabeth Hoff (more about her later), who's huge glossy lip photographs were Eclipse's first choice.
Whilst Adam is ridiculously arrogant, he voiced his opinions but did exactly what Natalie asked him to do. Katie said that she wished he would 'go back to the car sales lot and get run over...' Lead by Katie, the team turn against Adam's hard approach to selling, deciding they must tread lightly around artists and not go in for the hard sell at their private view.
Krisina was the team leader for Stealth. She wanted the team to give the hard sell, completely the opposite to Natalie's softly approach. One customer described her exhibition as being like an estate agents.
Tre was on top form this week. I think he is hilarious. My favourite comment was about Linda Lieberman's ocean inspired work. 'Titties and fish,' he growled with disgust, 'what a combination. She calls it hanging the ocean out to dry. I call it bras and fish.' Despite voicing his opinions and the art work clearly offending him, Kristina shoved him down in the basement with the responsibility of hanging Lieberman's work. He was offended by the nudity in the pieces and he refused to hang some of the pieces, saying they belonged in 'a fetish gallery'.
When he tried to sell the art he was brilliant, creating the biggest load of nonsense to try to appeal to modern art lovers (nutters?). Still, he managed to sell a few.
In the boardroom, Kristina's team won by a landslide, pulling in £4,702 to Eclipse's £1599.78. They were packed off to a swanky spa to soak up some serious treatments. Kristina tried to persuade Tre to have a footballer style 'back, sack and crack' wax!
Sir Alan tackled Eclipse's choice of artist Elisabeth Hoff and was not impressed by the way she dominated the team and refused to share her contacts. She was so arrogant and really loved herself. She was like an art-diva and dominated her team. Personally I'm not into modern art. Although one or two of her pieces were nice, I agree with Sir Alan that to sell her work you needed someone to fall in love with the whole collection as it wouldn't have appealled to everyone.
Adam and Lohit are pulled back into the final boardroom. Lohit has been like an extra all series and has done nothing. Adam was bound to be called in as Natalie hated him. Katie didn't get one sale, and it was her sales strategy that flopped.
However, although Sir Alan admired the way Natalie combined motherhood with studying for her MBA, he felt she was out of her depth. And so Natalie the housewife became the sixth candidate to be fired from the competition. Natalie's inclusion to the show exposed their claim that the greatest young business people in the country were invited to take part a complete mockery. She was nothing special and Sir Alan was right to give her the boot.
Wireless internet 'poses health risk'
Wireless networks in schools may pose a health risk to children and staff. The Professional Association of Teachers has written to Education Secretary Alan Johnson to demand an inquiry into the effects of the technology, which is being installed in classrooms across the country.
According to the BBC the long-term effects of wireless technology have not been investigated. Philip Parkin, the leader of the PAT commented, "I am concerned that so many wireless networks are being installed in schools and colleges without any understanding of the possible long-term consequences. I am not saying there is a danger, but I have enough concern to ask for it to be investigated."
The union highlights the case of Michael Bevington, a classics teacher at Stowe school in Buckinghamshire. According to the union, Mr Bevington "had never had any problems before the wi-fi. When it was put into his classroom he suffered nausea, blinding headaches and a lack of concentration. When the school removed the wi-fi his condition improved".
The Health Protection Agency points to the low power levels of such wi-fi networks, compared to mobile phones.
Worrying
Tuesday, 24 April 2007
Borrowers display
This display shows work that our two Year Sixes colloborated on over two weeks. A scenario was designed in which The Borrowers were hidden inside our school. One class played the role of the Borrowers whilst the other became the advisers. The Borrowers were guided towards a magical book in the Library. The Borrowers and children communicated through letters. We also wrote formal letters to their parents to explain where their children were, and also a newspaper report. The unit of work is brilliant to develop their children's creative skills, but also to help secure and enhance sentence structure. We worked on our use of complex sentences and ambitious vocabulary at the same time. The display features photos of the Borrowers in our school. We made clay models which the children place in position.Monday, 23 April 2007
Lost Season Three Episode 17 'Catch-22'
Another brilliant episode. It's brilliant to watch how many links Desmond has with other characters and coincidence (or fate??) regarding the island.
On the island we see Kate become jealous of Jack and Juliet. Sawyer seems to know she is jealous too. Sawyer mentions Bernard - so he is still alive! Where is he?!
Desmond's flashbacks show how he left his fiance to become a monk. After becoming depressed and drinking a bottle of wine from the monestry (they only produce 108 bottles a year (4+8+15+16+23+42)) he is sacked. Just as he is about to leave he bumps into Penny...
Back on the island, Desmond has a vision. It leads him to organise a 'camping trip' in which he thinks he finds Penny. He tells Charlie that everything has to happen the way he saw it in his vision. He sets off with Charlie, Hurley and Jin. They discover the cable (the one that Sayid and Hurley found in Season 1), they see the flashing beacon, find the rucksack and find the photo of Desmond and Penny inside the book. The next part doesn't happen the way he saw it. In his vision, Charlie died. In real life he saves Charlie. If things change, is that why he discovers the parachutist only to find it is not Penny after all, or was it never Penny to begin with? Whoever they discover, the girl who crash landed from the helicopter opens her eyes and says, "Desmond." Who is it!! In a wierd connection, they find a Brazilian copy of Catch-22 in her backpack. Of course in Brazil they speak Portuguese - the same language as spoken by the two men at the end of Season 2.
Just when I thought we were finally going to find out that Penny's search for Desmond was about to pay off we are left with yet another character. Who on Earth is she, and how does she know Desmond?
There are five episodes remaining in Season Three. The next episode features a Sun and Jin flashback, then Locke, then Ben (!), then Charlie and the season finale is all about Jack!! I can't wait!
Friday, 20 April 2007
The Apprentice 2007 Episode 4 'Sugar Rush'
A very enjoyable episode. We are beginning to learn more about the team members, and there are one or two that don't seem to be as good as others. Both teams made poor decisions this week.
The task was to design, manufacture and sell sweets at London Zoo. Ghazal's team made bags of fudge and chocolate lollies, but very, very slowly. In fact they didn't manage to produce enough sweets. Ghazal remained positive and was in fact not that bothered that she didn't have enough. Their sweets sold really well in the park - so well that they'd sold out by mid-afternoon. They seemed pleased to be able to go home and relax, but Sir Alan was surely not going to be impressed.
Adam's team decided to make chocolate lollies and hard-boiled lollipops decorated with hundreds and thousands. Despite their natural flavourings, this meant the lollipops were definitely not natural. They worked late into the night - much to moaning Sophie's disgust - and made tonnes of sweets to sell. After cocking up the location of their stall (why can't any of this year's contestants find good locations to sell?) the team decided to dress up in animal costumes to sell their sweets. This didn't seem to sell more lollies, just make children cry. They found themselves in trouble when the zoo's Commercial Director told the team to stop selling the lollies as Natalie wrote the label incorrectly as Natural Lollies instead of Tiger Lollies. They had to cross out the word 'natural' on all the labels. Why would anyone buy them? Sophie, in the meantime, looked embarrassed as she tried to sell the lollies.
In the boardroom the results revealed that Ghazal's team won by just £10. Adam took Sophie and Natalie back into the boardroom. Adam could have gone due to his lousy people skills and his poor selling. Natalie could have gone for making the lolly labels incorrectly. But in the end Sophie was fired (hooray!) as she said she didn't like selling products that she did not believe was value for money. Sir Alan told her to stop being so naive as the pharmaceutical industry, in which Sophie's background lies, have been doing that for years. Again Sir Alan made the right decision. Sophie's miserable face, negative attitude and very mediocre effort has been letting teams down throughout the series. She should have gone due to the 200 litres of milk incident in episode 1.
Wednesday, 18 April 2007
France display
With being ill and having such a busy term I didn't get round to putting up a display for our French visit until this week. On the display are the places we visited, photos, some questions in French and some of the blue, white and red items we purchased at Abbeville Market. The blue, white and red colours really look lively and effective in the classroom.Tuesday, 17 April 2007
SATs revision
Monday, 16 April 2007
Lost Season Three Episode 16 'One Of Us'
What an episode! The mind blowing twist at the end was excellent. Who'd have thought that Juliet was so devious.
The flashbacks show her going to the island as a sweet, enthusiastic person. As time goes on we see how she was manipulated into staying on the island. Ben talks her out of leaving at first before he tells her she is staying. We see how Mikhail used The Flame station to monitor what was going on in the outside world. A camera was used to film Juliet's sister Rachel on the very day that the plane crashed.
Back on the island everyone seems to have it in for Juliet from the moment Jack leads her back to camp. He seems to trust her completely, but the other 815ers don't seem very keen, Sawyer and Sayid in particular. In the midst of Jack's return to the camp, Claire becomes very ill (did you notice how no one was ill at all whilst Jack was away?!) Juliet knows why. She reveals that all the children and their mothers who have conceived on the island have died. Now we know why the Others want the children! She was brought to the island to try to prevent the deaths. We see how Ethan took Claire so that Juliet could experiment with her. Juliet managed to keep both baby and mother alive. When Claire starts to feel ill Juliet knows how to stop it, by giving her some medicine.
Another flashback then shows how Juliet is double crossing everyone. She has been sent to the camp for a reason (of which we don't yet know). She activates an implant in Claire which causes an illness which she can cure to look like a good guy. Her plan is to infilrate the camp and become accepted.
This all begs the question - who is she lying to - Jack or Ben? She is double crossing someone, and at the moment it seems to be Jack. Dammit.
Next week it's a Desmond flashback!
Sunday, 15 April 2007
Connectives
I'm planning on having a big push on connectives and sentence openers in the run up to the SATs. I want to put up a quick display in the window in my classroom.
I purchased a few cheap but useful resources from various shops on Ebay and the Internet:
Connectives Display Pack (Primary Teaching Resources)
Primary School Connectives for Writing Resource (Teacher's Best Friend Resources)
Primary School Connectives & Explanation Display (Teacher's Best Friend Resources)
Complex Sentences Display Pack (Primary Teacher Resource Centre)
I know that we shouldn't have to buy our own resources, but by buying these I've saved myself loads of work!
Saturday, 14 April 2007
Writing Fun by Jenny Eather
Friday, 13 April 2007
Primary Teachers too shy to sing!
The study involved the analysis of questionnaires given to 350 trainee primary teachers.
25 May 2007 is Fruity Friday
Thursday, 12 April 2007
Rewards for unruly pupils
New Government advice states that pupils should be given five rewards for every criticism or punishment. The advice states, "It has long been established that rewards are more effective than punishment in motivating pupils. By praising and rewarding positive behaviour, others will be encouraged to act similarly. It is advisable to pay attention to those who have previously been associated with poor behaviour or who have been less likely to meet standards so that it is not always the same ("good") pupils who receive praise and rewards."
Teachers are warned not to impose whole-class detentions or other sanctions which 'punish the innocent as well as the guilty'.
BBC
Ban skirts in the playground
Academics from Goldsmiths College, London, observed children playing at two primary schools. They found that girls became less active as they became older, partly because it would be perceived as more feminine. The report said: 'In Year Five, most of the girls are still running around. But by the time they get into Year Six they have stopped moving and stand around and chat.' They noticed that impractical shoes and skirts deter girls from playing energetic games at breaktime.
I must admit, I have noticed that Year Six girls are usually the ones who like to stay in to do jobs rather than go outside to play!
Have any schools decided to ban skirts? Have any schools made trainers compulsory at play time?
Display: Why do we use computers?
Here is a display I prepared in school this week. I wanted a stimulating ICT display for our new Multimedia Suite. In the end I decided to go for a display which gave all the different uses for computers! It took me ages, but I think I came up with loads! Wednesday, 11 April 2007
The Apprentice 2007 Episode 3 'Start-up Service'
Another cracking episode finally saw a female fired!
Sir Alan set the challengers the task of starting up a business. Each team was given £200 and the team which made the most profit won. Katie and Jadine swapped teams.
Eclipse, led by Tre decided that they would start up a gardening business. Stealth decided that they would run a face painting service.
Tre led his team superbly and I am becoming more and more impressed by his determination to lead and succeed. The team appeared to be struggling at first (mostly because of Katie, Paul and Adam's poor salesmanship - they hardly drummed up any business). Katie and Paul didn't really seem to take the challenge seriously enough. However, the hard work from Tre's part of the team meant that they pulled through and earned some good money. Gardening wasn't a bad idea, although perhaps it wasn't the right idea to tackle in Richmond.
Stealth's team leader was Naomi. Her team leading skills were poor and she didn't really make any decisions - Jadine was right when she said that she would do whatever Kristina suggested. Let's be honest - face painting is a great success if there are lots of children. To do this on a school day was just stupid. To then fail to realise that all the children would be leaving school at 3.30pm was once again ridiculous. This is the sole reason that Stealth lost in the end - their idea was pathetic.
Both teams completely overlooked the fact that they would need to change businesses in the evening. Why they didn't prepare for this before the day started I do not know, as it was obvious that it would be crucial in helping them win. Eclipse came up with a Sing-a-gram idea. It seemed to make money, but hardly the work of business geniuses. Stealth, in desperation, came up with Kiss-a-gram. This was never going to impress Sir Alan (remember when he told off the girls' team last year!)
Jadine might be annoying, but she does talk a lot of success. The girls this year seem a bit clique-y - and Jadine didn't seem to fit in. It was clear that Naomi would try to get her fired. However, Jadine should not have even been in the room. Her contribution to the task was fantastic. I'd have put Kristina in the boardroom just for coming up with the idea of kiss-a-grams! Naomi could quite easily have gone, as she didn't handle herself very well. In the end, I think Sir Alan made the right decision to fire Jerry. Once again she had been given the job of finding the right location, and again she tried to shirk any responsibility of this in the boardroom. She had contributed nothing to any of the tasks we've seen so far and she deserved to go.
As for potential winners, there's only one I've spotted with any potential so far - Tre!
Stuffy classrooms
Well I certainly won't be one of those walking out! Our school invested a lot of money in acquiring air conditioning systems for the three hottest classrooms in the school - including mine! Since November I have been able to heat the room, which I am told is cheaper than using the previous heating system, and now I'm able to turn on the cold air. It is great. I know I am very lucky, but hopefully heads will see the clear advantages in investing in air conditioners very soon.
Tuesday, 10 April 2007
Resources
I have discovered how to upload resources that Year Six Teacher readers can access.
There is a list of links to available files are available for you to download - right click and Save As.
Please let me know if something proves to be useful.
Fingerprint schemes
Up to 5.9 million children face having their fingerprints taken by schools in another move towards a 'Big Brother' society.Pupils will have to hand over their biometric details simply to borrow library books or gain access to school dinners.
Critics say it is part of a 'softening-up' exercise to condition children to accept a creeping surveillance society. They also point to the danger of identity theft, if hackers manage to access the school databases. Phil Booth, of the NO2ID campaign, said, "This is an abrogation of moral duty. Schools should be teaching children to look after their biometric information. They are going to grow up in a world where keeping it secure is enormously important, yet they are being taught that it is OK to hand it over for the most trivial of matters. It is a disgrace."
Schools that use fingerprint systems say that the children think it is cool! I would agree. How cool would it be to check out a book just by using your thumb! Perhaps I am being very naive, but I am surprised how much of a fuss this seems to have caused.
Damian Green, Tory frontbencher, said, "Schools use fingerprints as security for libraries, and sometimes to allow access to canteens. If parents have given permission, this is acceptable, but only on strict conditions that every school should follow." The conditions he suggests are:
- No fingerprinting of children without prior parental consent;
- Coding of information so that no child can be identified from the school database;
- information should be used only for purposes specified by the school in advance;
- All data to be detroyed when the child leaves the school.
These conditions make sense to me.
NUT accuses supermarkets of exploiting children
The NUT claims that supermarkets and shops are commercialising and sexualising children.
The union has released a charter called 'Growing Up in a Material World' in which it is claimed that children were being deliberately targeted by advertising, sponsorship and 'viral marketing campaigns'.
Speaking as the NUT's annual conference in Harrogate got under way, general secretary Steve Sinnott said, "Youngsters are the target of advertising, of sponsorship, of messages that are so unhelpful that they can damage children's well-being. We are letting our youngsters down. Why did supermarkets produce vouchers? It's not to ensure that our youngsters are IT literate it's to raise the profile of supermarkets."
"Look at the school gate," he said. "There's a big banner. The school looks as if it is identifying itself with Sainsbury's."
At this point I have to say, "Well dur..." It's not like this is anything new. Supermarkets and other shops have always tried to exploit children. I can always remember the adverts for toys that I just had to have. I can remember the collectable coins that you'd get from the garage when you bought petrol. I can remember wandering round the Cheshire Show being given free balloons and hats from banks. All this is aimed at getting children and their parents to spend their money.
These days, society is criticised for not encouraging healthy lifestyles. Surely, Sainsbury's has made a real difference to this by running their Active Kids promotion! Computers are becoming a necessity in life, and so to ensure that children are having access to computers at school. Tesco's Computers for School promotion is really helping with this. For minimal effort on our part we are able to acquire essential equipment for school. Of course the supermarkets will profit. They aren't daft! But neither are children. I don't believe that having a banner outside school saying Sainsburys is going to damage a child.
One thing I do agree with is when Mr Sinnott told journalists that one of the most disturbing aspects of the whole issue was the inappropriate sexualisation of pre-pubescent youngsters. I don't thing the blame rests entirely on supermarkets and shops selling inappropriate underwear for young girls. You only have to watch the music channels on TV to see the role models that children follow. Switch on a soap opera and you see young children trying alcohol, skiving school or having boyfriends/ girlfriends. Go to a children's birthday party, and see their parents stood around having a beer. Children are being encouraged to grow up faster because of everything they see.
In November the Life Education Caravan visited our school. In the caravan the children learn all about drugs and alcohol and encourage them to make the right decisions. The instructor told the staff that she does not tell children not to do these things - it's their choice! I can't believe the stupid attitude schools take towards drugs, alcohol and sex. Schools teach them about these things, but we don't teach them to not do these things! What is wrong with teaching children not to take drugs?
BBC
The Guardian
Lost Season Three Episode 15 'Left Behind'
Another brilliant episode! This time we find out a connection between Kate and Sawyer. We meet the monster, and notice a bond growing between two characters. And Hurley, as always brings some light-hearted humour to the camp...
In the flashback we see how Kate meets up with Cassidy Phillips, the girl who Sawyer became involved with, only to con her and steal all her money. After Kate helps Cassidy avoid being arrested to trying to sell fake jewellery, Cassidy agrees to help Kate to see her mum. Kate was desperate to know why her mum reported her to the Police when all she'd done was to free her from her violent marriage and to give her some money by filing an insurance claim on the house that was accidentally blown up. When she eventually met up with her mum, she was told that she had killed the man who she loved, and she would never forgive Kate for that.
At the camp, Hurley tells Sawyer that people are thinking of banishing him from thr camp. At first Sawyer isn't bothered, but after realising that he relies on the others for help, he asks Hurley for help to change their mind. Sawyer starts to be nice to everyone - giving a blanket to Claire and helping Desmond to hunt a boar. He suddenly seems very popular. He quickly realises that Hurley tricked him and banishment hadn't even been discussed. Hurley tells him that the camp needs a leader and Sawyer is the best person for it. Hurley is so cool. But what has happened to his van? Why aren't they using it to get around? Maybe its run out of petrol.
John Locke visits Kate to tell her that he is leaving and that she wasn't going with her. What the hell has happened with Locke and his dad? Next, a gas canister is thrown into Kate's room and she passes out. She wakes handcuffed to Juliet. After a quick scrap the two have to hide from the monster! The monster flashes white light at them - like it might be reading their thoughts. The next day the girls try to get back to the Barracks to rescue Jack and Sayid. The monster chases them again, but suddenly Juliet unlocks the cuffs, turns off the sonic barrier around the barracks, and turns it back on. She says they don't know what the monster is but that it doesn't like their fence! She tells Kate that she handcuffed herself to Kate to make it look like they were in it together. They have both been left behind. They rescue Jack and Sayid. Jack tells the others that Juliet is going back to the camp with them. You can see that Jack is really getting close to Juliet, and Kate and Sayid distrust her deeply, as you would!
What is going to happen next? Why don't the people at the camp move to the Barracks? There's a fence to protect them from the monster, and houses to sleep in. Where have the Others gone?
Next week it's a Juliet flashback. Hopefully we will find out more about why Juliet is on the island.
Thursday, 5 April 2007
Communication with parents
We have collated the results of our Parental Questionnaires. One area in which only 43% of parents strongly agree is that they are kept well informed about how their children is progressing. What do other schools do to inform parents? Currently we have parents evenings twice a year, send home a report, send home praise letters at the end of each term and send home praise pads when necessary. Staff are always available to speak to parents too.
Wednesday, 4 April 2007
The Apprentice 2007 Episode 2 'Doggy Designs'

Another fantastic episode! Sir Alan was right - this was a test all about recognising that it was the mass-market that would win the day.
Katie's team seemed well organised and co-operative, although neither she, nor any of her team impressed. I did like their idea. The fact that Pets at Home bought 2000 of them meant that there are plenty of dog-nutters around!!
Rory's management style was hopeless. He came over like a bad teacher when he ordered his team around. He seemed to sit back and watch his team do the creative thinking and then was not interested in their ideas. He sent his team off to the Focus Group and then didn't listen to their research. And why didn't he have a go at them for being late? They deserved a roasting!
After he annoyed me last week, I could see Tre has some potential in the show. I agreed with everything he said, although perhaps he should have made his point more professionally.
Ifti The Drip was absolutely hopeless. He didn't even try to talk himself out of a sacking. He knew what he was getting in to when he applied for the programme. Sir Alan was right to sack them both!
Monday, 2 April 2007
Helping children to achieve age-related expectations
The subtitle to this latest CD-ROM released by the Primary National Strategy is "Securing Level 4 by the end of Key Stage 2". So it's just another booster resource, aimed at securing those ridiculous targets decided by the people who have never taught - the Government!
This CD is a compilation of resources for English and Maths which are intended to boost children up to Level 4 in time for the SATs.
It's all political - improve a school's results by targeting a handful of children who are borderline level 3/4. However, you might find the resources useful.
Ref: 00028-2007CDO-EN. Issued by the DfES.
Sibelius Groovy Music
Teach kids to touch type
Computer Active (22-3 to 4-4-2007) reports that the TUC has called on the Government to introduce typing and keyboard skills into schools to prevent repetitive strain injury (RSI). In 2004/2005 nearly 375000 people suffered from RSI, which can be caused by poor typing skills.
"Despite the reality that most people are more likely these days to use a computer to write a document than a pen, school children are not routinely being taught how to type," said TUC general secretary Brendan Barber.
Add the health benefits to the necessity to have strong typing skills, touch typing now surely has to become a focus for all primary schools. I regularly get frustrated by the slow typing speed of children in Year Six. I think that children should be taught earlier. I have been told that touch typing is like riding a bike - you never forget. Once you have learned it will stay with you forever. Reading and writing on paper and screen is one of the new elements of the new Literacy Framework.
When my school amalgamates with the infants, I plan to introduce a touch typing course to Year Two and Three. Does that sound about the right age? Does anyone have any thoughts about how touch typing can be taught in primary schools?
DirectgovKids
The site is designed to look like a revolving globe, with interactive buildings that children can investigate including: a Town Hall, a Police Station, a School and a Health Centre. There is an area in which pupils can vote about issues which might affect them.
Cracking ICT
Cracking ICT is a series of CD-ROMs containing narrated video lessons covering Microsoft Word, Excel, Publisher, PowerPoint, Email and the Internet. They are intended for use with children and adults, so you can use them in the classroom and for staff training.
I was really surprised by how good the tutorials were. The disc we had demonstrated PowerPoint. It has three skill levels so beginners and more advanced users can learn. The best thing is that they are not American, but the narrators have an English accent. I can easily see how they can be used with the children, but are ideal for use with staff, particularly anyone who is not very confident with using ICT.
The resources are £19.99 each, but there are discounts for multiple purposes. Also available at the website is a disc for ideas for developing economic well-being.
Sunday, 1 April 2007
Lost Season Three Episode 14 'Expose'
So, we finally got to find out why Nikki and Paolo were on the island. Why on Earth they were given a main role is beyond me - I mean, more time should be given to the characters that we like!!
I think the show's producers have done us a favour by getting rid of them - I just didn't like the way they were buried alive...
It was great, however, to see all the islanders back together again in all the flashbacks. It all seems like such a long time ago now.
Next week it's a Kate flashback!
April's Poll
Here are the results for March's survey:
I asked when you started your revision for SATs.
- 41.2% begin in March. This is when we start in our school. I feel that starting at this time recognises that SATs are important without giving children pressure for a long period of time.
- 23.5% begin before the February half-term.
- 11.8% begin before Christmas.
- 5.9% begin in September.
- 5.9% begin in April.
- 5.9% begin in May.
- 5.9% (or 1 brave person) does no revision for SATs.
18 people voted in last month's survey which shows yet another monthly increase in the Poll voting.
This month I'd like to begin to quiz people about what they think the result of the annual SATs Writing Test lottery will be. What do you think the genre of writing will be? Please do make comments about your guesses (I would use the word prediction, but that would suggest that there is an element of predictability when there isn't - the writers clearly pick a genre out of a hat!)
Thursday, 29 March 2007
The Apprentice 2007 Episode 1
Buzz Comedy Night 28/3/2007
Wednesday, 28 March 2007
Marine conservation roadshow
Today the Marine Conservation Society visited our school with the Cool Seas Roadshow! The presentation featured life-sized marine creatures (whales, dolphins, sharks, turtles and seals). Demonstrations were delivered to each year group, and the children found out about lots of different marine wildlife. Each child was given an action pack booklet and each class received a poster. Resources are available online at the Cool Seas website.Sunday, 25 March 2007
Lost Season Three Episode 13 'The Man From Tallahassee'
What a brilliant episode! This was the best episode for ages! It was unbelievably exciting, and the ending was just mind blowing!!
We learned that Jack and Juliet were about to leave the island using the submarine. Sayid hinted to Alex that he knew her mother, Danielle. Jack was all set to leave the island without contacting the other islanders! Ben tried to persuade Locke not to blow up the island. Of course, Ben always seems to manipulate situations to how what he wants. He didn't manage to prevent Locke from blowing up the submarine (why did Locke come out of the submarine soaking wet, by the way?). But Ben did manage to make it look like Locke had done him a favour.
We discovered that Locke broke his back when his father pushed him out of an 8th storey window! His father is such a slimy git. But the ending revealed that the Others have a secret captive - none other than... Locke's dad!!
What an episode! Next up is a Nikki and Paolo flashback. Should be interesting.
Made IT happen
E-skills ha
ve announced a competition to look for innovative IT projects. They are looking for pupil-led innovative ICT projects that have made a positive impact on a school. The judges will be looking for innovative projects that demonstrate best use of the school’s Information and Communication Technology (ICT) resources to the benefit of the school, local community, in the UK or across the world.
For example, the entry could:
- Describe a community project involving the school that works well because of good use of ICT.
- Be about special provision the school has made for students with special needs.
- Show how the school links with partner schools here and elsewhere in the world.
- Show how the school runs a club or other community group by good use of ICT.
- Describe the use of ICT in recycling projects that the school has been involved in.
- Describe any good use of ICT that the school thinks the judges will not find elsewhere in normal use.
- Anything that your pupils have been doing that has had a positive impact.
The budget 2007
Finally Gordon Brown says something I agree with!!
Spending on education is due to increase from £60 billion this year to £74 billion by 2010 which will mean £6600 per pupil.
Andrew at PTUK has written a summary of the implications for schools.
Saturday, 24 March 2007
Leading Teacher Twilights
I am one of a group of Leading Teachers in the Cheshire LEA. I was recommended by our school adviser at the end of my second year of teaching.
This Thursday I had to deliver a twilight course to teachers about the new teaching sequence in Maths. I have really worried about this. I was not looking forward to it at all. We took the decision not to introduce the new framework until after we have amalgamated in September. I felt like I was stood there talking about something I should have known a lot about, when in fact I knew quite little. In the end all my worrying was unnecessary as people seemed very positive about what I'd said. I wanted to ensure that people left with lots of practical ideas to try in school, and I think I achieved this.
However, I plan to take a year out of being a leading teacher. These are the reasons why:
- I hate the title Leading Teacher. It makes us sound like we are better than others - but who is to say this is the case? No one actually comes to check that we are still 'leading' teachers!
- I don't feel like I gain anything out of it. It's nice to be part of the group. It should look quite nice on my CV. It's good to get an occasional 'heads up' about new initiatives like the new framework. However, I don't feel that my skills as a teacher are developed, taking a fair bit of time out of the classroom and the stress of preparing a course make it worth doing all of this for free. I know it shouldn't all be about money, but I do feel that if the County want to recognise the services and skills of these teachers, we should be paid.
- The work involved in amalgamating the infant and junior schools is far more important next year.
That's my rant over. Just wanted to get it off my chest!
Parents Evenings
Posts have been minimal this week as I've had so much on!!
On Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday we had our parents evenings.
I am really lucky to teach in a school where the parents are very supportive. I rarely have any problem and they are all very grateful for the hard work we put in with the children. I would even go so far as to say I enjoy parents evenings!!!
Key Stage tests should be scrapped
The Daily Mail (Thurs 22nd March) reports that national key stage tests should be scrapped. The Government's exam watchdog, Dr Ken Boston, said that only a sample group of pupils need take the exams - perhaps as few as 3 per cent - to give a picture of national standards. He also suggests that pupils' progress should be measured by less rigid assessments in English, maths and science which would be marked internally by teachers. These tests, which could be taken online, would be taken when the children are ready, rather than at fixed points during their school careers.
Dr Boston also proposes that school league tables should be abolished.
I'm not sure who Dr Boston is, and how much influence he holds, but he seems to talk a lot of sense! The pressure of performing for league tables encourages us all to revise and prepare for the test and so the children quite often perform beyond their ability. The tests indicate how good the children are at taking tests just as much as it indicates their ability in the subject.
Primary Teacher UK
Andrew at Primary Teacher UK has asked me to write for his fantastic website.
You can see my first contibution at the site now!!
Naked Scientists!
Today's Daily Mail features an article about the Naked Scientists website which is devised by Chris Smith and Dave Ansell, two scientists from Cambridge University. Included in the article are eleven experiments, such as turning bread into suagr, making sugar glow in the dark, creating electric slime and making a forcefield.
I plan to use a few of these experiments in the run up to the SATs - something to keep the children excited about the subject!
More experiments and a podcast are available on the website.
Monday, 19 March 2007
Lost Season Three Episode 12 'Par Avion'
How good was last night's episode?!!
The predictions of Charlie's death keep getting more and more sinister...
Claire suggested a brilliant way to make contact with the outside world...
Mikhail seemed to know lots more about the islanders. How does he know their full names? He was also about to say how he knew that Locke was paralysed too!
We discovered that Claire and Jack are brother and sister!!
But the shocking ending, seeing Jack playing football with Tom as if he is good friends, was fantastic!!
Next week it's a Locke flashback, and then, curiously, it's a Nikki and Paolo flashback...
Sunday, 18 March 2007
Guys and Dolls Manchester Opera House
Bingo!
On Friday, the Friends of the School organised a Bingo evening! I was the bingo caller! It's always great fun to do this.
What always amazes me is what an easy money spinner it is! We made over £450 for the school in one evening!
Thursday, 15 March 2007
MMU Focus Group Meeting
Today I went to Didsbury for a Focus Group meeting. The idea of these meetings is for Professional Development School Mentors to meet up to put forward ideas to change the course for Trainee Teachers at MMU.
This was the first time I'd attended, and I quite enjoyed it. We learned about the some of the new initiatives that the university plan to introduce.
I worked in a group to plan a clearer progression for trainees in the Monitoring and Assessment standards. This is something that is badly needed as sometimes I feel trainees ought to know more about MARRA than they do, particularly in the third year.
I suggested a focus for another meeting could be to begin to prepare a set of standards for each year of the BA course. If there were standards for each year group it would eliminate the different interpretations the QTS standards, and discourage mentors from claiming trainees have met the standards before Year Four of the course.
NPQH
Tuesday, 13 March 2007
Complusory langauges at seven
Proposals by Lord Dearing suggest that foreign languages should be taught at age seven. He also suggests that languages should be a compulsory subject alongside Maths and English.
Isn't it incredible that the Government are talking like they have only just discovered foreign languages! It's about time that we all woke up to the fact that the majority of us are ignorant when it comes to foreign languages!
Whilst it is many years overdue, this is a fantastic suggestion by the Government and I support it fully. I think schools should be allowed to choose which language to teach, and it should be a compulsory subject.
Gay Fairytales
According to the Daily Mail 12-Mar-2007,
"Schools are teaching children as young as four about same-sex relationships to comply with new gay rights lawsss... They are introducing youngsters to homosexuality using a series of story books in preparation for when the contoversial regulations come into force next month... Fourteen primary schools across the country are taking part in a £600,000 Government-funded research project, aimed at familiaising children with gay and lesbian relationships.
Critics say the repeal of Section 28 - the law banning the promotion of homosexuality in schools - has increased the use of inappropriate teaching materials. Simon Calvert, spokesman for the Christian Institute, said: 'The predictions of those who said it would result in the active promotion of homosexuality in schools are coming true'."
Whilst I understand people being concerned about what children are being taught, I find it hard to comprehend people's ignorance in claiming that homosexuality is being promoted! In what way are story books promoting homosexuality?
In modern society, where children are being brought up by same-sex parents, all children need to be aware that same-sex families exist. Whilst some people might not approve, the fact is that children need to learn to tolerate what might not seem 'normal' to them.
Lost Season Three Episode 11 'Enter 77'
What a cool episode last week! The Russian guy with the patch is surely now going to become crucial in teaching us about the others. We finally got to see Ms Klugh, the Other from the end of Season 2 - but why did she have to be killed! I loved Locke playing chess instead of looking after his prisoner.
It was typical of Lost that, just as we found out something new, it all blows up!
Next episode has a Claire flashback. I'm looking forward to this as we haven't actually seen anything of what happened to Claire before the island since Season 1 (last season's flashback was a flashback to what happened when Ethan kidnapped her). My money's on her and Jack being half-brother and sister. Can you remember Jack's dad going to Australia to demand to see someone?...
Saturday, 10 March 2007
You've Got The Power
Judging by the date on the back (July 2006) perhaps I am a little late in posting info about this pack. However, 'You've Got The Power', an educational resource for 7-11 year-olds about Parliament and Government, arrived in our school last week.
It includes a DVD featuring an overview of Parliament and also a film about participation and democracy. There is also a resource booklet including teachers' notes, curriculum links, lesson plans, information sheets and worksheets. There is also a parliament website for children to explore.
Free copies can be requested from the publications site.
It looks really interesting and would perhaps make a good resource to use after SATs in the Summer. I plan to use it in September when we relaunch our school council.
Thursday, 8 March 2007
Year 6 PSLN Network Meeting March
Had another Year 6 Cluster meeting last night. We decided to rename our cluster the 'Sharing Network' as we feel we should be sharing resources, ideas and give each other a chance to have a laugh. I visited Weston Village School and we discussed ideas for school visits and shared History resources. I was more than happy to share our thoughts about our visit to France!!
Next time we will look at Geography.
Fed up
I have been feeling lousy all week with a bad chest. Lisa and my mum have finally convinced me to go to the doctors. But I couldn't get an appointment until Wednesday!! Rubbish.
Work has been really hectic too, and I realised the other day that I have now got two nights without anything on after school between now and Easter.
I can't get on top of my marking or my Deputy responsibilities (the TA that covers my art lessons is now off sick) and so I've had enough.
Looking forward to the Easter holidays already!
(After that rant I will get round to posting something worthwhile soon.)
Lost Season Three Episode 10 'Tricia Tanaka Is Dead'
I really loved this week's episode. It brought some welcome comic relief to the programme as it has been quite heavy going for a while. The part with drunken Sawyer and Jin was hilarious, as was their attempts to get the van started!
I love finding out more about Hurley, but we didn't really find out anything new about the island or the Others. It was great to see Danielle back at the end, though (we must be due a flashback about her soon).
Next week's episode has a Sayid flashback and we finally get to meet Patchy, the man with the eyepatch that appeared briefly in the episode where Mr Eko died, a while back. Can't wait!!
Sunday, 4 March 2007
Liverpool Vs Man Utd
As a Liverpool fan I was really fed up with yesterday's result. I doubt that anyone will argue - we dominated the game for most of the 90 minutes. However, if we didn't put away any of the many chances we had then we deserved to lose the game. I couldn't believe that John O'Shea scored the winner, but hopefully this will teach us a lesson. We badly need to sign a striker who will score us 20-odd goals a season.
Friday, 2 March 2007
SATs revision
The Poll seems to be generating some interest in when we revise for SATs. I thought I'd point out that Andrew at Primary Teacher UK has put together a revision programme for English, Maths and Science. He also has the SATs spellings compiled in one useful list.
Thanks Andrew!
Thursday, 1 March 2007
Year Six Teacher celebrates 1000 hits!!
Whilst I'd bet that a large percentage of these hits were mine, I'm pleased to say that the blog has today had it's 1000th hit!!
Just a few facts for you about the site, according to my hit counter:
- Tuesday is the post popular day to visit, with over 23% of the visitors coming on this day!
- Saturday is the least popular day (as it should be!!)
- On average, each day, three visitors return to the site!!
- Each day there are 11 visitors!
- Over 90% of visitors have Windows XP (not one has Vista!!)
Thanks everyone!
MPMA Resouces
The Metal Packaging Manufacturers' Association website has KS1 and KS2 resources that support the literacy and numeracy strategies. They explore uses of metal in packaging, and environmental and sustainability issues.
Battersea Dogs & Cats Home
Battersea Dogs & Cats Home are holding a competition for children to design a picture for the animal home. It must show why they love dogs and cats.
There is also a teaching resource pack titled '3R's for 4R's' for Primary school children.
Admission Day Letters
Today was a little nervous for Year Sixes as they were waiting to discover whether they had gained a place in the high school they were hoping for!
I tend to find (I don't know about you) but if a child doesn't get into their first choice then they usually do on appeal!!
Best of luck to all children with the high school decisions - I hope everyone gets into the school they hoped for!!
Least favourite lesson to teach
Thank you to everyone who voted in February's poll. Here are the official least favourite subjects to teach for Year Six Teacher readers:
- Music 35.7% As a pianist you would expect me to enjoy teaching Music. However, I loathe it. It's just an hour's worth of noise - music is not the word I would use. I was so glad when the Music teaching was taken over by a PPA teacher in 2005.
- Geography and RE 21.4% I actually quite enjoy teaching RE as we fit in some Art, Poetry, D&T, ICT and other cross-curricular links. I'm not too keen on Geography. I'm not sure why as I find it quite interesting. It's possibly due to not having enough time in the day to really do the subject any justice.
- D&T, History and PE 14.3% I can't say I agree with this - I love teaching these three subjects!
- English, ICT and Science 7.1% I enjoy teaching English, and ICT has become so much better no we have our new Multimedia Suite. However, I loathe teaching Science. It's such a crucial subject in Year Six, but I find it very difficult to get excited by it!
- Maths 0% I love teaching Maths and I'm delighted to hear that no one dislikes teaching it!!
The question is now - what can we do as Year Six Teachers to restore our faith in Music, Geography and RE teaching? Comments on the this are welcomed!
March's poll is to find out to what extent our time table gets taken away by revision for SATs.














